Run, Klause Muppet!
aw man. I want to be at a wedding like that.
This makes me simultaneously giggly, and morbidly depressed.
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Wait, did you mean that he is smuggling the torch through New Westminster?
Wow! Run, Klause, Run!
That is what Klause Muppet is doing!
Klause Muppet is running the Olympic Torch through my city of New Westminster!
If we keep talking, anything we said will recede further and further into the past.
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